- Vanity shots. Bawal mag-upload ng 3 albums worth of photos na puro mukha mo lang! Feel kitang i-report! Nag-headband lang, 75 photos agad dapat.
- After-jerjer cuddling photos. Wag mag-upload ng pics ninyo ng jowa mo kung saan obvious na wala kayong saplot! Hindi handa ang sambayanan sa bed…
Aries: “My alarm clock was broken. Yup, it’s old, so it’s broken now. I’ll fix it.”
Taurus: “I lost a penny, so I had to look for it everywhere!”
Gemini:“Someone told me there’s no school today. Don’t ask who.”
Cancer:“My…dog was sick?”
Leo:“A little kid was bullied so I had to defend him! I had to defend JUSTICE”
Virgo:“I forgot my math notebook at home so I had to get it…”